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    I'm OK! You know what this means?
    All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
    Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
    This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
    You'll regret this.
    Barry, how much honey is out there?
    All right. One at a time.
    Barry, who are you wearing?
    My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
    What if Montgomery's right?
    What do you mean?
    We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
    Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
    First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
    Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
    We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
    We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
    Wait for my signal. Take him out.
    He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
    And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
    But it's just a prance-about stage name!
    ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
    Can't breathe.
    Bring it in, boys!
    Hold it right there! Good.
    Tap it.
    Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
    I think we need to shut down!
    Shut down? We've never shut down.
    Shut down honey production!
    Stop making honey!
    Turn your key, sir!
    What do we do now?
    Cannonball!
    We're shutting honey production!
    Mission abort.
    Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
    Returning to base.
    Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
    Oh, yeah?
    What's going on? Where is everybody?
    Are they out celebrating?
    They're home.
    They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
    I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
    At least we got our honey back.
    Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
    It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
    This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
    Now I can't.
    I don't understand why they're not happy.
    I thought their lives would be better!
    They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
    Honey really changes people.
    You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
    What did you want to show me?
    This.
    What happened here?
    That is not the half of it.
    Oh, no. Oh, my.
    They're all wilting.
    Doesn't look very good, does it?
    No.
    And whose fault do you think that is?
    You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
    Bees?
    Specifically, me.
    I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
    It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
    That's our whole SAT test right there.
    Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
    And then, of course...
    The human species?
    So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
    I know this is also partly my fault.
    How about a suicide pact?
    How do we do it?
    I'll sting you, you step on me.
    That just kills you twice.
    Right, right.
    Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
    I had to open my mouth and talk.
    Vanessa?
    Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
    Where are you going?
    To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
    They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
    It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
    Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
    I never meant it to turn out like this.
    I know. Me neither.
    Tournament of Roses.
    Roses can't do sports.
    Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
    Roses!
    Vanessa!
    Roses?!
    Barry?
    Roses are flowers!
    Yes, they are.
    Flowers, bees, pollen!
    I know.
    That's why this is the last parade.
    Maybe not.
    Could you ask him to slow down?
    Could you slow down?
    Barry!
    OK, I made a huge mistake.
    This is a total disaster, all my fault.
    Yes, it kind of is.
    I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
    Actually, it's completely closed down.
    I thought maybe you were remodeling.
    But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
    I don't want to hear it!
    All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
    I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
    All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
    Bees.
    Park.
    Pollen!
    Flowers.
    Repollination!
    Across the nation!
    Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
    They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
    Security will be tight.
    I have an idea.
    Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
    Official floral business. It's real.
    Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
    Thank you. It was a gift.
    Once inside, we just pick the right float.
    How about The Princess and the Pea?
    I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
    Yes, I got it.
    Where should I sit?
    What are you?
    I believe I'm the pea.
    The pea?
    It goes under the mattresses.
    Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
    I'm getting the marshal.
    You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
    Let's see what this baby'll do.
    Hey, what are you doing?!
    Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
    Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
    Stop! Security.
    You and your insect pack your float?
    Yes.
    Has it been in your possession the entire time?
    Would you remove your shoes?
    Remove your stinger.
    It's part of me.
    I know. Just having some fun.
    Enjoy your flight.
    Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
    Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
    I think this is gonna work.
    It's got to work.
    Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
    Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
    I gotta get up there and talk to them.
    Be careful.
    Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
    Captain, I'm in a real situation.
    What'd you say, Hal?
    Nothing.
    Bee!
    Don't freak out! My entire species...
    What are you doing?
    Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
    Who's an attorney?
    Don't move.
    Oh, Barry.
    Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
    What happened here?
    There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
    One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
    Is that another bee joke?
    No!
    No one's flying the plane!
    This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
    This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
    Where's the pilot?
    He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
    Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
    As a matter of fact, there is.
    Who's that?
    Barry Benson.
    From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
    Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
    It's got giant wings, huge engines.
    I can't fly a plane.
    Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
    Yes.
    How hard could it be?
    Wait, Barry!
    We're headed into some lightning.
    This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
    Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
    That's Barry!
    ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
    Flowers?!
    We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
    Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
    I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
    They've done enough damage.
    But isn't he your only hope?
    Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
    Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
    "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
    Get this on the air!
    Got it.
    Stand by.
    We're going live.
    The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
    But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
    More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
    That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
    We get behind a fellow.
    Black and yellow!
    Hello!
    Left, right, down, hover.
    Hover?
    Forget hover.
    This isn't so hard.
    Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
    Barry, what happened?!
    Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
    That may have been helping me.
    And now we're not!
    So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
    All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
    Move out!
    Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
    Don't have to yell.
    I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
    It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
    It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
    I can't do this!
    Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
    You snap out of it.
    You snap out of it.
    You snap out of it!
    You snap out of it!
    You snap out of it!
    You snap out of it!
    You snap out of it!
    You snap out of it!
    Hold it!
    Why? Come on, it's my turn.
    How is the plane flying?
    I don't know.
    Hello?
    Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
    The Pollen Jocks!
    They do get behind a fellow.
    Black and yellow.
    Hello.
    All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
    Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
    No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
    Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
    Thinking bee.
    Thinking bee.
    Thinking bee!
    Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
    Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
    What?
    I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
    Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
    Bring the nose down.
    Thinking bee!
    Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
    What in the world is on the tarmac?
    Get some lights on that!
    Thinking bee!
    Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
    Vanessa, aim for the flower.
    OK.
    Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
    Affirmative!
    Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
    Land on that flower!
    Ready? Full reverse!
    Spin it around!
    Not that flower! The other one!
    Which one?
    That flower.
    I'm aiming at the flower!
    That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
    I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
    Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
    Rotate around it.
    This is insane, Barry!
    This's the only way I know how to fly.
    Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
    Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
    Just drop it. Be a part of it.
    Aim for the center!
    Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
    Come on, already.
    Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
    Yes. No high-five!
    Right.
    Barry, it worked!
    Did you see the giant flower?
    What giant flower? Where? Of course
    I saw the flower! That was genius!
    Thank you.
    But we're not done yet.
    Listen, everyone!
    This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
    That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
    If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
    Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
    We're bees!
    Keychain!
    Then follow me! Except Keychain.
    Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
    Yeah!
    I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
    Oh, yeah.
    That's our Barry.
    Mom! The bees are back!
    If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
    Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
    Would you like some honey with that?
    It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
    Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.  And I don't see a nickel!
    Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
    I had no idea.
    Barry, I'm sorry.
    Have you got a moment?
    Would you excuse me?
    My mosquito associate will help you.
    Sorry I'm late.
    He's a lawyer too?
    I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
    Have a great afternoon!
    Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
    No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
    You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
    All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
    Thank you, Barry!
    That bee is living my life!
    Let it go, Kenny.
    When will this nightmare end?!
    Let it all go.
    Beautiful day to fly.
    Sure is.
    Between you and me,
    I was dying to get out of that office.
    You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
    Thinking bee!
    Me?
    Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
    I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
    All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
    I had virtually no rehearsal for that.